How to Hide the Fact That You Smoke from Your Parents

Whether you don’t want to disappoint your parents or are simply afraid of the possible punishment for your habit, you can follow these easy steps to ensure your parents don’t find out.

Steps

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    Don’t feel bad about yourself. Your parents will still love you even if you smoke, but they won’t like it as it is very damaging to your physical and mental health. Consider telling them the truth. Even though you might get punished, they might at least appreciate your honesty, especially if you want them to help you quit. Or, consider giving up smoking altogether so you have one less thing to worry about.
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    Keep your cigarettes and lighters hidden. Clean up after smoking a cigarette. Try not to use matches; instead try to get your hands on a lighter. Matches have a distinct scent to them.
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    Try not to smoke inside or immediately outside the house.
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    Don’t throw away those empty toilet paper rolls! Stuff them with crumpled dryer sheets on one end, and blow the the smoke through there. The sheets will act as a filter for the smoke. Or you can also take a rubber band and put the sheet over one end then put the rubber band over it, and it will have the same effect.

    • Take a walk around the block or smoke at the corner where your parents won’t see.
    • Smoke only when you are out with your friends, or when your parents are ‘out of the house.’
    • Some neighborhoods have houses for sale or lease, don’t be stupid and smoke in there, it is illegal and you can go to jail if you get caught.
    • If you’re smoking in a car, crack your windows a few inches and make sure the cigarette is out the window, but behind the mirror. Crank up the heat or AC, depending on the weather, and aim the vents toward the nearest window to keep the smoke outside. Wear a sweatshirt, hood up, while smoking. Be sure to exhale the smoke with a strong whoosh out the open window. After you’re done, roll the windows down more, leave the air on, and air out the sweatshirt after removing it, then turn it inside out. Drink Gatorade or Powerade during and after, as it soothes your throat and helps with your breath. Afterward, chew gum and use a small amount of perfume, cologne, or air freshener on your hands. Always wash with hot water and soap as soon as possible. Cruise around for awhile to air out the vehicle, yourself, and other passengers. Don’t leave your windows cracked when parked at your house since it’s a dead giveaway, unless it is the summer time. If you are in the UK, do not attempt to smoke in a car as it is illegal.
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    Eliminate the cigarette odor from yourself before entering the house. Cigarette smoke takes 45 minutes to get off your clothes if you smoke one, every time you smoke another, add 15 minutes. But keep in mind that the smell of smoke is on your skin and hair so take a shower after every single cigarette or you will smell strongly of it for the rest of the day. Also, your breath and whole mouth will smell so eat several mints constantly.

    • Keep several cans of cologne or a lot of odor eliminator in your car for convenience.
    • Similarly, take several breath mint or chew a lot of gum to get rid of your smoke breath, chocolate also works wonders for smokey breath. If you spray too much though, your parents might get suspicious, if you need to drink to get rid of the smell, don’t drink soda or water, drink a dairy product like milk.
    • Oranges and orange oil also masks the scent of cigarettes very well. If you can do so convincingly, carry an orange with you as a snack. After smoking, peel and eat the orange, simultaneously covering your fingers and your breath with the scent of oranges. Or wear some rubber gloves, and dispose once you have used them.
    • Clean the smell off of your fingers, because parents who have smoked tend to ask to smell your fingers before anything else. Getting rid of the smell can be done with scented soap or rubbing your hands in a clump of grass before entering your home. If they ask why your hands have grass stains, tell them you tripped and fell. De greaser for your hands also works wonders at removing the cigarette smell from your fingers.
    • If you don’t want your fingers to smell like smoke you should not hold on to the filter when you inhale.
    • If your parents say you smell of smoke, tell them either that you were in a smoky place (for example, a bar), at a friend’s house whose parents smoke in the house, or that some of your friends smoke. However, your parents might not be happy about those things either, so be careful.
    • Smoke clings to hair a lot. Before you need to be in your parents company, try to find a sink, and splash water through your hair. If at all possible, take a shower.
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    Act calmly and naturally around your parents, as if you never smoked and have nothing to hide. Stand proud; don’t be nervous around them. That will only create a suspicion that you are trying to hide something.
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    If you have long hair, put it up in a bun, so that the odor doesn’t cling to it as much. Also have a hoodie that you can wear and take off before you go inside, so your top underneath won’t stink.
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    Eat peppermint patty’s, at least 4 they are very good at hiding the smell.
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    If Smoking WEED, you should have nothing to worry about, since the scent of weed does not stick to the skin
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    If you smoke and drive be sure to wipe your dash, handles, steering wheel down with a rag or your hand because the ash tends to rest in those areas most. Be aware of spraying a lot of cologne on your self because the sudden smell of cologne with cause suspicion. If you happen to stop by a gas station before you get home wash your hands face and nostrils (the smell seems to get caught in them and you think that everything around you smells like smoke) and instead of cologne use soap and water and rub in on your clothes. It masks the smell and causes less suspicion. chew gum but make sure you throw away all your empty packages of gum. Also, know that your parents will find out. It is inevitable, so if you’re going to make it a habit, it may be a lot easier just to come clean.

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